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Gilbert & Lewis look nice but…

I’m looking forward to sporting a few items from the new men’s line, Gilbert & Lewis, but here’s the deal:

Fashion lines listen up. You can stop with the ‘creative’ flash web sites. If there’s something you want to do in flash, don’t make it your main site. Let the people who already love you look for it. You’re stopping me and turning me away before I’ve had a chance to even look around. I want the information first, and I want it quick and easy. Make me fall in love with your stuff by letting me in to see it. If I’m out about town and feel like treating myself to some new duds, make it easy for me to find your stockists on my phone. I don’t care about your quirky site and how whatever it is you want me to think it is. Let me see what you’re selling.

Thanks in advance,
Jesse 

Congratulations, Dale Chihuly

I’m not sure if you’ve heard, but everyone loves you and won’t stop talking about it. You’re like water or air almost. Your work is sublime and people will not shut their mouths about how much they are just absolutely in love with you. I can’t say your name without someone saying how much they friggin love you. I thought about looking you up on Wikipedia, but I figured I’d just wait till someones tells me more about you and how great you are. Thanks.

I can’t fix all of you

I meant to say, “I can’t fit all of you [in my car]”, but I think the slip is more accurate.